Nacho Mama's restaurant/bar

Description

Great food, enormous portions, good prices, and an eclectic Baltimore atmosphere. This Tex-Mex eatery is a shrine to the things gone but not forgotten--the Colts, National Bohemian beer, a winning Orioles team, and who else but Elvis, who's statue will greet you when you walk in the door. If you're lookin for a hell of a good time with Boh in a bottle and the best margaritas in town served in hubcaps, come to Nacho's--but just make sure you follow the House Rules!


House Rules:

First come, first served-guaranteed same day service
No please, no thank you, no food
No one to sit in Jim’s chair between 4p & 6p
Report any Elvis Sightings to server
Selected members of the staff available for private parties
No drinking or loudness on streets
Please no stealing bottled sauces
Don't feed kitchen staff
Please accommodate Scunny, please laugh at his jokes
Please no pepper playing-no touching the Barbie cage
Natty Boh will not be served in a glass
Parties can be subject to 18% gratuity
Don’t drink & drive
Please no pipe or cigar smoking-no dancing on tables
Our food is spicy, please check with your server-we don’t want to eat your food because you can’t
Please buy Irv a beer
All house rules are enforced by night manager Steve
We love New York. It’s the Yankees we hate!
Be nice or leave
Thanks for hangin out!